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Wonky Beads Save
Mother Earth ! |
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Wonky Beads are ecologically
sound ! You don't throw them away, you just reuse them. Practice
the three R's with your unwanted Wonky Beads: Reduce your
water bill and Reuse your beads by Recycling them
as ballast in your toilet tank. Yes, what a splendid idea. The
REALLY Ugly ones (sometimes known as "fuglies" in beadmaker
lingo) can be put in a container to displace water, thereby cutting
your monthly water bill to practically nothing ! Just THINK of
all the glass rods you can buy with the money you save ! You'll
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Wonky Beads can
help beautify your bathroom,
and save you money too ! |
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A
container full of Wonky Beads adds a unique (and frugal!) decorative
element to any powder room.
You're
sure to be the talk of the town when your friends sneak a peek
in your tank !
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Martha
Stewart will be really jealous that I thought of this
idea first !! |
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Addendum for the humor
impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE
and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt
to use beads in any of the manners suggested if common
sense dictates it could cause harm to people, animals
or property.
If you have no common sense to rely on, then just
don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.
And don't say I didn't warn you. I will NOT be held
responsible for your plumbing bills if you try this
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