Wonky Beads in The Kitchen

 Every good cook should realize the under appreciated value of using Wonky Beads in the Kitchen. Care must be taken, of course, that Wonky Beads are never accidently ingested, no matter how delicious they look. They have little nutritional value, even as roughage, but do have their uses in preparing foods.

Here, for example, an excellent use for Wonky Beads and your microwave.

*!! Note !! *
Never use Wonky Beads with metallic foil, metallic frit or fine silver in your microwave.
No, not even if they have been properly annealed.

  Use your Wonky Beads to elevate cooking dishes in the microwave
for more efficient Nuking.!

Prepare entire delicious (and attractive!) meals in practically no time, by using Wonky Beads to elevate your plate for better heat distribution and quicker cooking.


Try stacking plates with Wonky Beads as spacers, and you'll have dinner done in a snap, and be back at your torch in No Time !

 Addendum for the humor impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to use beads in any of the manners suggested if common sense dictates it could cause harm to people, animals or property. If you have no common sense to rely on, then just don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.
And speaking of bad ideas, why do they allow you to surf the internet without supervision, anyway ?

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