Working Out withWonky Beads

 Wonky Beads fit right into your exercise regime. Just slip a strand of Wonky Beads into your gym bag, and tie them around your wrists and ankles for a fun and decorative "Lamp -Workout"!
The perfect solution for what to do with those bead sets that never sold on Ebay !

Wonky Beads make excellent Ankle Weights !


 Schermo's favorite Low Impact Wonky Bead Workout:

Tie a set of Wonky Beads around each wrist as you sit on the sofa,
watching Judge Judy, while dipping warm, homemade chocolate chip cookies in milk.
And one, and dip, and two and chew !

Now that's aerobics I can relate to !

 Addendum for the humor impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to use beads in any of the manners suggested if common sense dictates it could cause harm to people, animals or property.
If you have no common sense to rely on, then just don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.

No weight loss is guaranteed, implied or even likely by doing a Wonky Bead workout.
I'm a beadmaker, not an exercise instructor, you nimrod !

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