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Working
Out withWonky Beads |
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Wonky Beads
fit right into your exercise regime. Just slip a strand of Wonky
Beads into your gym bag, and tie them around your wrists and
ankles for a fun and decorative "Lamp -Workout"!
The perfect solution for what to do with those bead sets that
never sold on Ebay ! |
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Wonky
Beads make excellent Ankle Weights ! |
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Schermo's
favorite Low Impact Wonky Bead Workout:
Tie
a set of Wonky Beads around each wrist as you sit on the sofa,
watching Judge Judy, while dipping warm, homemade chocolate
chip cookies in milk.
And one, and dip, and two and chew !
Now
that's aerobics I can relate to !
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Addendum for the humor impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE
and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt
to use beads in any of the manners suggested if
common sense dictates it could cause harm to people,
animals or property.
If you have no common sense to rely on, then just
don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.
No weight loss is guaranteed, implied or even
likely by doing a Wonky Bead workout.
I'm a beadmaker, not an exercise instructor, you
nimrod !
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