Wonky Beads make
perfect candle holders for mood lighting. Create just the right
romantic atmosphere by placing (petite) candles in the bead holes,
and standing them on end. Won't your sweetie be surprised (and
appreciative!) of your thoughtfulness when you light up his or
her life with some Wonky Bead luminaries.
Come on baby, LIGHT
my fire !
Wonky Beads can put you in the
mood for romance !
I ever told you I'm nuts about you ?
honey - please don't eat the Wonky Beads !
Addendum for the humor impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE and not to
be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to use beads in any
of the manners suggested if common sense dictates it could cause
harm to people, animals or property. If you have no common sense
to rely on, then just don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.
And never leave a lighted candle burning around unattended squirrels.
Especially amorous ones.
That's just asking for trouble. They could burn the whole