Wooing with Wonky Beads

Wonky Beads make perfect candle holders for mood lighting. Create just the right romantic atmosphere by placing (petite) candles in the bead holes, and standing them on end. Won't your sweetie be surprised (and appreciative!) of your thoughtfulness when you light up his or her life with some Wonky Bead luminaries.

Come on baby, LIGHT my fire !

  Wonky Beads can put you in the mood for romance !


 Have I ever told you I'm nuts about you ?
Aw, honey - please don't eat the Wonky Beads !

 Addendum for the humor impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to use beads in any of the manners suggested if common sense dictates it could cause harm to people, animals or property. If you have no common sense to rely on, then just don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.
And never leave a lighted candle burning around unattended squirrels. Especially amorous ones.
That's just asking for trouble. They could burn the whole treehouse down.

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