Wonky Beads to further your Career...
In Modeling !
  

 Wonky Beads - the PERFECT prop for your modeling portfolio !
Not only are they an attractive foil to your natural beauty, but they can be used to fend off a photographer who gets a little too friendly.

Unhand me, or I'll whap you with my Wonky Beads !

There's a Wonky Bead to go with EVERY OUTFIT !

 Wonky Beads - Sophisticated, yet understated

 Wonky Beads make me feel like such a
wild woman !

 Wonky Beads !
Apply them once, they last all day !

Ooo La La ! Wonky Beads 
 
 

Addendum for the humor impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to use beads in any of the manners suggested if common sense dictates it could cause harm to people, animals or property. If you have no common sense to rely on, then just don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.

FYI - No Wonky Beads were harmed in the making of this website. Not even one.
So, call off the Association for Prevention of Cruelty to Wonky Beads!
 

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