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Wonky
Beads can help your Golf Game ! |
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Golf is a lot
like beadmaking - It's important to be aware of your body. Unlike
beadmaking, you've got to keep your head down; something most
duffers struggle with. So, here's another handy use for Wonky
Beads, and those pantihose you no longer need, now that you're
spending so much time behind the torch, wearing denim instead
of Dior. Turn them into a Wonky Bead Head Handler, for the Golfer
in your life. So simple to make, and
JUST IN TIME FOR FATHER'S DAY !! |
Don't
get TEE'D off !
Use the Wonky Bead Head Handler ! |
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It's
so simple - take equal amounts of Wonky Beads
and distribute them in both toes of your pantihose.
(Hint:
Reinforced toes will give longer life to your
Head Handler !)
Sling
the legs of your head handler over either shoulder,
and knot at a comfortable length behind the neck.
Grab
your clubs and get ready to be a real swinger
on the course !
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** Make
sure he tucks the extra hose down his shirt, so the other golfers
don't make fun of him ! **
(oh heck
- look what he's wearing - of course they're going to make fun
of him !)
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Hanging
the Handler Hose more to one side than the other can help correct
your swing ! |
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Another
Tip from our Pro:
Wonky
Beads are excellent for practicing your putts,
drives and chip shots. They're easier to find
in sand traps, they fly higher and straighter
than conventional golf balls, and of course, they
bounce real high if they've been properly annealed
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Addendum for the humor impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE
and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt
to use beads in any of the manners suggested if
common sense dictates it could cause harm to people,
animals or property.
If you have no common sense to rely on, then just
don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.
Do not, I repeat - DO NOT ever use lampwork beads
in place of golf balls, or I'll come after you
myself !
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