Wonky Beads are
Great for Entertaining !

Wonky Beads are perfect for entertaining. Why, Wonky Beads are entertainment in and of themselves; They'll keep your beadmaking friends enthralled for hours, marveling over the imperfections and laughing about the crooked ends and disgusting color choices you tried. You can even have a friendly little competition - who's got the WORST Wonky Beads?!!
( I do !! I do !! )
Then, for a real surprise treat, try this cool little summertime suggestion:
Freeze your Wonky Beads in ice cube trays for decorative and refreshing Wonky Cubes !

  Surprise your friends and impress the Boss
with Wonky Bead Ice Cubes !

Wonky Bead Ice Cubes for summertime fun!

Just plop your Wonky Beads into ice cube trays, fill with water, and freeze.

(*Be sure you've cleaned all the bead release out of the holes, before you freeze them. No one wants to find sludge (or sludge plus) on the bottom of their glass!)


 See how colorful and decorative your ice cubes will look !

An added bonus:
Find out how much stress was still in
those cute little buggers after a long chill the freezer !


 Addendum for the humor impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE and not to be taken seriously.
Please do not attempt to use beads in any of the manners suggested if common sense dictates
it could cause harm to people, animals or property.
If you have no common sense to rely on, then just don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.
In fact, I think you should stop reading this and do something else now,
if you're even remotely considering taking any of this seriously. Chill out, babe.

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