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Wonky
Beads for Fun and Profit ! |
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So, you have
bowls and boxes and drawers and cabinets full of Wonky Beads
just sitting there, waiting to be loved and admired ? Don't wait
a moment longer... Put them to work for you !
String a strand of your favorite Wonky Beads, and put them out
on the fence to tell the world (or at least your immediate neighborhood)
what it is you DO all day in that garage, with those big
tanks you keep hauling in there. 'Fraid they're gonna be stolen
by the neighborhood kids ? WHO CARES ? They're WONKY BEADS !!
Of course, if you
really want to get some attention, having an Ostrich to catch
people's eye sure doesn't hurt. The ostrich in the picture actually
belongs to my neighbor, Cap'n Bob. He's a free ranging bird,
(not unlike Cap'n Bob) but we negotiated a deal: I've made him
CFO of Schermobeads.com, and he has stock options and a corner
fence post, so he's a happy guy.
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Wonky
Beads can make you the Talk of the Neighborhood!
At
least, that's what they've done for me ! |
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Ostrich says:
BUY MORE SCHERMOBEADS !
(See ? He's working already!) |
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Addendum for the humor
impaired:
This segment of the website is intended as SATIRE
and not to be taken seriously. Please do not attempt
to use beads in any of the manners suggested if common
sense dictates it could cause harm to people, animals
or property. If you have no common sense to rely on,
then just don't do it. It's probably a bad idea.
And just in case you're wondering .... No, it's not
a real ostrich.
My homeowners association has rules about that sort
of thing. |
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